2. If you go to Jimmy Johns and ask for “Jimmy’s special surprise footlong” they will kick you out of the store.
3. Jimmy Johns was voted “most rank establishment of 2009” according to Forbes Magazine.
4. All sandwiches come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo unless otherwise stated.
5. Please for the love of god do NOT get the lettuce their salads are NO GOOD.
6. I once went to Jimmy John’s and was left bedridden for days on end because of their
“freaky fresh” sandwiches.
7. A poll was conducted by USA today in which 67% of people said they would rather work
in a coal mine rather than work at a Jimmy John’s.
8. Please just go to Subway instead. It’s a make your own sandwich fast food chain with a
wide variety of meats, vegetables, sauces, and more to customize your sandwich.
9. If you go to Jimmy Johns and ask for “John’s special surprise footlong” they will kick
you out of the store.
10. “Jimmy John’s rizz” was a term coined in 2016 and is defined as “when you think you’re
charismatic but actually no one likes you.
What happens if I ask for johns special surprise footlong
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