Rare new Fruit discovery - by jjen

A recent discovery has been discovered! in the tropical jungles of Smíchov, Prague! 

Many scientists in the past have commited to proving that we have every fruit since the beginning of time on our luscious Earth. However, a recent invention by the Name of "Dr. Scientist Fruit" has gone through deep depths to find a new variation of our beloved fruit; lemon. 

Although not much is know about it yet, this new "Demonizable lemon" was groundbreaking to many food critics around the world, claiming it tastes "So Sour!" and "God Awful". Dr. SF and his team have been trying to understand the technology and science behind this new lemon mutation, but they claim that in the next 1700 years we will in fact have the ability to taste and enjoy demonized variations of All of the fruits! This includes pomegranates, 

However, there is a slight health risk with this new experimental "dish for all". Many (legally unliable) testers claimed it gave them "The Shits", however the science team claims that they only intend to say "This is the shit!" This lack of communication has caused doubts and concerns in the Demonized fruit community. 


Even though there are still some loose ends, it seems these demonized lemons are here to stay. Would you try one? Go to 49.969351, 14.275976 and get a free sample! (By agreeing to our terms, you are not legally permitted to sue, attempt to defame, or deplatform our science team.)

Comments

  1. will this lemon revive my dead grandma?

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    1. then i dont want it

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    2. Dr. Scienctist FruitJanuary 15, 2024 at 2:42 PM

      We'll make it work, on behalf of the Science team I'll make a grandmanized Lemons

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    3. im all ears. How much will this cost? my grandma had 53 cents and a strawberry bon bon on her

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    4. So much dude. Like actual fortunes. Get ready

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  2. This is I am a big fan of this articles! Write. Thank you!

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  3. This hurt my feelings

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