The Truth about Olive Gardens "Unlimited" Breadsticks - By Shmooblesworld CEO

THEY ARENT UNLIMITED. I WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AND THEY STOPPED ME AT 1000 BREADSTICKS. I DEMANDED MORE AND THEY REFUSED BECAUSE THEY "RAN OUT". DOESNT SOUND VERY BOTTOMLESS TO ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AUDACITY OF OLIVE GARDEN! I WENT TO THEIR SO-CALLED "UNLIMITED" BREADSTICK OFFER AND THEY HAD THE NERVE TO CUT ME OFF AT 1000 BREADSTICKS! UNLIMITED MEANS WITHOUT LIMITS, BUT CLEARLY, OLIVE GARDEN THINKS OTHERWISE. I WAS READY TO INDULGE IN BREADSTICK HEAVEN, BUT THEY RUINED MY DAY. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. OLIVE GARDEN, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU>>

THEY LURED ME IN WITH THEIR ADVERTISING, PROMISING ME UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS, AND I WENT IN WITH HIGH HOPES. BUT INSTEAD, I WAS MET WITH DISAPPOINTMENT AND LIES. I WAS SHOCKED AND ANGRY TO BE TOLD THAT I COULDN'T HAVE ANY MORE BREADSTICKS AFTER REACHING 1000. WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS? THEY USE THE EXCUSE THAT THEY "RAN OUT BECAUSE I ATE TOO MANY"?? WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE IS THAT???? GO GET MORE? YOU PROMISED UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS

OLIVE GARDEN, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. IF YOU'RE
GOING TO ADVERTISE "UNLIMITED" BREADSTICKS, THEN YOU BETTER DELIVER ON THAT PROMISE. DON'T FALSELY ADVERTISE AND LEAVE YOUR CUSTOMERS FEELING CHEATED. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR RUINING MY DAY WITH yOUR LIES, AND I'LL BE SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT YOUR DECEPTIVE PRACTICES.

YOU OWE ME 1000 MORE BREADSTICKS, OLIVE GARDEN! YOU BETTER MAKE THIS RIGHT, OR I'LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS HOW YOU BETRAYED ME.